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'The chips are down.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Pasta

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."