Mood Food Enthusiast Mugs

'The chips are down.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Pasta

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Thermidor Dali

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs