Emotional Eating T-Shirts

"This is my shame spiral pepper spray."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Emotional Bling

"Please don't kill me."

Chicken soup books

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Ice Cream Flavors

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Family Feeling

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"You complete me."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"You're too kneady."

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"You came up in therapy this morning."

'This steak isn't very tender.'

Her tears flowed like wine.

"He's always had a short fuse."

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'Quit blubbering. This is why I hate taking you shopping.'

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

"I'm prescribing comfort food three times a day and any time you feel uncomfortable."

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."

"Why shouldn't I cry? Even the cake is in tiers."

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'