Emotional Baker T-Shirts

"You're too kneady."

'Are you made of sugar?'

A heart shaped cake

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Chicken soup books

Ice Cream Flavors

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

She found baking helped enormously.

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

Mary Berry

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

Pandemic Orphans

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'