"You're too kneady."
Emotional Baker Gifts
Looking for a heartfelt gift for an emotional baker? Our collection lines up witty and thoughtful items that honor their love for baking and the emotional bond they have with their craft. Whether they’re poetry in motion with their cupcakes or expressing their feelings through layered cakes, these products are sure to make a memorable impression. Thoughtfully curated for baking enthusiasts who feel every recipe, our gifts bring a smile to their face and warmth to their kitchen.
'Are you made of sugar?'
A heart shaped cake
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"It's called geometry, Mum."
Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'
I LOVE YOU IN ICING
"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"
"Not while they're making artisanal bread."
'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'
Chicken soup books
Ice Cream Flavors
"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."
She found baking helped enormously.
I Bake. Deal with it.
"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"
'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'
'Yes, chocolate moose.'
"What do you eat for anxiety?"
'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'
"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."
Mary Berry
Mock Apple Pie Recipe
To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.
Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.
I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.
Pandemic Orphans
Saturn Devouring His Feelings
'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'
There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!
"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"
"You came up in therapy this morning."
"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."
Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else
'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'
Emotional Baker Gifts Collection
Emotional Baker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for emotional bakers, blending humor and heartfelt messages that brighten their mornings and baking adventures.
Emotional Baker Pillows
Find cozy pillows perfect for emotional bakers, offering comfort with a playful and heartfelt touch that complements their love for baking and home.
Emotional Baker Prints
Browse our inspiring prints for emotional bakers, adding a creative flair to their kitchen or baking workspace, reminding them of their artistic and emotional journey.
Emotional Baker T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts for emotional bakers, featuring witty and creative designs that celebrate their passion for baking and their expressive personality.