Emotional Eater Gifts

"You came up in therapy this morning."

'I suffer from overeating and manic depression.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

Overweight woman eating ice cream out of a huge cup reading the word 'LOVE'.

Ice Cream Flavors

"He eats whatever he wants and never gains weight? Well, that's grounds for divorce right there!"

'The chips are down.'

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

"I'm prescribing comfort food three times a day and any time you feel uncomfortable."

"Is there a term for that uncomfortable feeling after you've eaten too much comfort food?"

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

'This steak isn't very tender.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

I eat to forget. What was your name again?

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Jer, I just feel so empty. Do you have any peanuts?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Large Emoticon Collider

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Emotional Bling

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."