Emotional Eating Gifts

"This is my shame spiral pepper spray."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Emotional Bling

"Please don't kill me."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Chicken soup books

Family Feeling

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Ice Cream Flavors

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"You complete me."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"You came up in therapy this morning."

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Her tears flowed like wine.

'This steak isn't very tender.'

"He's always had a short fuse."

'Quit blubbering. This is why I hate taking you shopping.'

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

"I'm prescribing comfort food three times a day and any time you feel uncomfortable."

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

"I overeat when I'm stressed and I'm stressed about my weight."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

Missing you.

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'