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I LOVE YOU IN ICING

A heart shaped cake

Any time is cake o'clock

'Are you made of sugar?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Where cronuts come from.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Tasty.'

"You complete me."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Mary Berry

"You're too kneady."

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

Cottage cupcakes.

"Tonight, you're dessert!"