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Lemmingtons

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

A heart shaped cake

Cookbooks

Flying sauces.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Cake Free Zone

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Witch's Brew.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'It's her signature dish.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Mary Berry

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'