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'It's a fiber tree. It also has apples.'

'Businessman's lunch, fish dinner!'

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

Today's special... donuts.

Cookbooks

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'It's her signature dish.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Intolerant Chef

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

Commie Chef.

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

Meditation Munchies

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'

'So...They got you too..'

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Conchiglie

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'