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'It's a fiber tree. It also has apples.'

'Businessman's lunch, fish dinner!'

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Today's special... donuts.

Cookbooks

The Witches Discover The Wok

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'It's her signature dish.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Intolerant Chef

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Commie Chef.

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

Meditation Munchies

'So...They got you too..'

Conchiglie

'You think ideas are contained in food?'