Whimsical Gourmet T-Shirts

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Cookbooks

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Flying sauces.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"I like my steak well done."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Stand back - while I whip something up

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

'It's her signature dish.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Salvador Deli

Hudson River Crouton