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'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Cookbooks

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Flying sauces.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I like my steak well done."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

Stand back - while I whip something up

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Salvador Deli

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'It's her signature dish.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'