Whimsical Chef T-Shirts

'Bad news... all our tests came back with you as delicious.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Mad Cow and Peeved Poultry

Egg Beater

'I made your favorite soup: 'Cream of Milk'.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"I thought you liked bubble and squeak?"

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Cookbooks

Today's special... donuts.

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Better Not Squash.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Witch's Brew.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."