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'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Cookbooks

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Flying sauces.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I said slime."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Radiator jazz player

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Rude Snowpeople

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Witch's Brew.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Phew, that was close."

The worm that churned!

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...