Whimsical Host Pillows

Help yourself

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Cookbooks

Sock Puppet in Literature

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Flying sauces.

"I said slime."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Rude Snowpeople

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Witch's Brew.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

The worm that churned!

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Phew, that was close."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Woman throwing giant pot.