Whimsical Player Pillows

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Victors

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Spring Training

Radiator jazz player

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman throwing giant pot.

Balloon dog training

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Bird plucking a cello

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Tortilla the Hun.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'