Whimsical Player Mugs

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Victors

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Spring Training

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Rude Snowpeople

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman throwing giant pot.

Balloon dog training

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Bird plucking a cello

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Tortilla the Hun.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'