Whimsical Comedian Pillows

Sock Puppet in Literature

Drunk birds

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I said slime."

Optimist

Radiator jazz player

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

The worm that churned!

Ask A Silly Question.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Sheep striptease'.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"One group gets tiny copies of the 'Times,' the other gets tiny copies of the 'Post.'"

Moon Pies.

"Look! A sushi bar!"