Whimsical Humorists Pillows

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Bunny in People Slippers.

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Born 2015 - Big Apple....Died 2015 - Big Fish.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Here we are."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I said slime."

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Rude Snowpeople

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Ask A Silly Question.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

The worm that churned!

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'Sheep striptease'.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."