Whimsical Humorists T-Shirts

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Bunny in People Slippers.

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

Born 2015 - Big Apple....Died 2015 - Big Fish.

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Here we are."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I said slime."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Rude Snowpeople

Ask A Silly Question.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

The worm that churned!

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Sheep striptease'.