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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Artist

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Selfie Stick

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water