Whimsical Writers Pillows

Dame Edna Sitwell

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Artist

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I said slime."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Selfie Stick

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Rude Snowpeople

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Mother Goose's Haiku

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water