Whimsical Writer Pillows

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Vegetable Soup for the Soul

Fork reading newspaper

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"So you're an author, what do you write, 'fairy tales'?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

A boy acting suspiciously

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said slime."

"Scuba cow"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Selfie Stick

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Yes, one is a dog."