Literary Whimsicalist Pillows

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I said slime."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Phew, that was close."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Woman throwing giant pot.

A Poet

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'Sheep striptease'.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"