Literary Whimsicalist Prints

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"I said slime."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Rude Snowpeople

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Phew, that was close."

The worm that churned!

Adam and Eve, as old people.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Woman throwing giant pot.

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

A Poet

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."