Lover Of The Whimsical Prints

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

Balloon Man

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

A signpost labelled 'Thither' and 'Yon'.

"Bless You."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Serenade for you...

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Allow Me"

"Guard coming."

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Witches and Their Drones

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'