Storyteller Of Whimsy Pillows

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

A boy acting suspiciously

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Santa's Helpers

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

My Spam Sketchbook

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Phew, that was close."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

A Poet

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."