Storyteller Of Whimsy Gifts

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Phew, that was close."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Santa's Helpers

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

A Poet

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Mr. Swinehart has just crossed Route 36 at Goshen Junction. We are all expected, in exactly eighteen minutes, to greet him as he comes down the driveway."