Storyteller's Whims Gifts

The following morning Jack pondered at what had become of his 'magic beans'. Maybe, this is what he needed to take him high above his simple, mundane surroundings.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Swan Fairy Tales

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

A boy acting suspiciously

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Kirsten Johnson

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'