Whimsical Storyteller Gifts

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

'We'll make the cow tax deductable.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"I think a potty would be more dignified"

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Whistler's mother and dog

Hand Puppet Strip Club

Rudolph, with his nose so bright, goes in for his drug test.

Mice as reindeer pulling an elf Santa Claus

Although it was a fantasy come true, somehow Tony couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

Where dandruff comes from.

How corona came into the world. . .

Snake charmer's snake on strike.

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

The Grave

'We should have removed that sign.'

'My Grandma! - What big teeth you've got!'

Octopus Golf Hazard

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'The elevator is full. Let's see you huff and puff about that.'

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'

Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying and a spatchella waits suspiciously below.

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

H. Dumpty survived the fall, but had to wear adult diapers the rest of his life.

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

'...and the dish ran away with the trendier spork.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Could you give me a ballpark number?