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'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

'We'll make the cow tax deductable.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"I think a potty would be more dignified"

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Hand Puppet Strip Club

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Rudolph, with his nose so bright, goes in for his drug test.

Mice as reindeer pulling an elf Santa Claus

Whistler's mother and dog

Although it was a fantasy come true, somehow Tony couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

'My Grandma! - What big teeth you've got!'

Snake charmer's snake on strike.

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying and a spatchella waits suspiciously below.

'The elevator is full. Let's see you huff and puff about that.'

'Oh no, we just met today: He's what you would call my 'catch of the day'...'

'We should have removed that sign.'

'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'

H. Dumpty survived the fall, but had to wear adult diapers the rest of his life.

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet tooth ate me out of house and home.'

'...and the dish ran away with the trendier spork.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Could you give me a ballpark number?

Icarus flies too close to the sun

A tortoise in love with a cat

Bears

Sailor and Countess in love

"No. I haven't seen the catnip, but I do know where the unicorn hid the ostrich."

"Pinocchio! Save yourself - for marriage!"

The Grave