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'I lived in a gingerbread house until I ate myself out of house and home.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Phew, that was close."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Doughnut Criminals

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Tess of the Dirigibles

'He has his father's feet.'

'We should have removed that sign.'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."