Whimsical Storytellers Gifts

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

'Hey Mom, why can't we live in a two storey house like they do?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Recalculating route..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Tunnel of Infatuation

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Phew, that was close."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'We should have removed that sign.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Doughnut Criminals

Tess of the Dirigibles

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story