Whimsical Tales Gifts

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

A boy acting suspiciously

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"Phew, that was close."

'I'd like to report a peeping tom.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Tess of the Dirigibles

'We should have removed that sign.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Doughnut Criminals

Golf escape.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

A tortoise in love with a cat

"Ground score!"

Mermaid parachuting.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.