Whimsical Tale Fan Gifts

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dog in casino.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Golf escape.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Scare Doe

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

Baby delivery