Whimsical Storytelling Fan Gifts

Anne Enright

Mikado characters

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

The Fourth Little Pig

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

Dog in casino.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Romulus and Remus

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

Bertolt Brecht

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'