Humorous Storytelling Fan Gifts

The Odyssey.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The Fourth Little Pig

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Recalculating route..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

The bird feeder.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."