Humorous Storytelling Fan Gifts

The Odyssey.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The Fourth Little Pig

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Recalculating route..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Moby Dick

The Snooze Bar.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

This side is the gag reel.

Beer Parasol.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

tRUMp, Pirate President

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

No, I don

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

The bird feeder.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'