Ironic Storytelling Fan Gifts

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

This side is the gag reel.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Bertolt Brecht

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Food Chain Gang

'I finally feel I've got job security.'

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

'Dad says we have to walk 20 miles in the snow, barefoot, just to get to the first ride.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

Eat local

'Hmmm...'

'Really? Your Mummy doesn't read you gory stories!'