Whimsical Talkers Gifts

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

A boy acting suspiciously

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I said slime."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Selfie Stick

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Yes, one is a dog."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."