Whimsical Thinkerer Gifts

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'

The Artist

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Little help?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Spring Training

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Scuba cow"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Selfie Stick

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Fishing for Birds

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"