Whimsical Thinker Gifts

"All you really need in life is the love of a good cat."

Cat Kung Fu

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Whacha Thinking About?

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

The Lawyer Fairy

The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

If dogs had pockets.

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

"The HOA is bustin' my chops about my paint colors!"

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

"Did you just hear a cow?"

"Help yourselves to dips."

'My cow for your magic beans? It's a deal...subject to approval by our attorneys, of course.'

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

'Many people wondered how the figures in the NHS plan were arrived at!'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"They always pass me these collection plates at church, so I started collecting them."

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

"He lives in a little world of his own."

'Do you have any experience with plastic surgery?...'

Musical Sailing Boat.