Whimsical Scholar Gifts

'Cat Lit. You?'

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Selfie Stick

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Spring Training

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Scuba cow"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Fishing for Birds

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"