Whimsical Philosopher Gifts

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'Do I call for an ambulance or a vet ?'

"I'm sorry, Fluffy. I'm afraid that was number nine."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"Is really wet, here!"

Max Beerbohm

What's the time Mr Dali?

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

The Nihilist Deli.

The Philosophy of Chickens

'The court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Tucker's insisting that being compelled to see the school nurse smacks of socialized medicine...'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Rene Magritte

Woman Bored at Dinner

I know this is the first day of the rest of my life, but if were a cat, and I had nine lives, would that make this the first life of the rest of my day

"Oh man, it's horrible out there! Never think outside the box, never think outside the box..."

"I've decided to specialize in cats."

"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Scuba cow"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.