Whimsical Thinkers Gifts

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

It's resolution time!

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

Talking walls...

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'I don't believe in myself anymore.'

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

Cod Psychologists.

"This does not make us friends."

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'

A princess looking for frogs

"Here are the earnings projections. You said you enjoy reading fantasy, right?"

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

The three bears hitchhike holding sign: 'The woods'.

Once in a blue moon, a cow jumps over the moon. . .

"So, son, princes descended from frogs while other humans descended from apes."

New Home

"You tested Positive for Catnip."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

'I fell off my stool...'

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.