Whimsical Thinkers Gifts

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

It's resolution time!

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Why didn't we think of doing this before?'

'And finally, the Nobel prize for most toes...'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'To me, all the constellations looks like frogs.'

Talking walls...

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

Cod Psychologists.

"This does not make us friends."

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

"Here are the earnings projections. You said you enjoy reading fantasy, right?"

A princess looking for frogs

Frosty the Snowmans summer home

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

'I fell off my stool...'

"You tested Positive for Catnip."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

"It's a belated, get well soon card."

"He's on the other line - would you like to leave a message?"

"At first it bothered me, but then I realized, 50 growth rings is the new 40 growth rings."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

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Once in a blue moon, a cow jumps over the moon. . .

"So, son, princes descended from frogs while other humans descended from apes."