Whimsical Ponderer Gifts

"What good is art if you can't have fun with it?"

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

A man doing a reality check.

Snail jumping through ring of fire.

'My mom and dad have been married fifteen years. That's several life times in my book.'

Small dirigible over den earth globe

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"Little help?"

ET Mishap

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Selfie Stick

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Scuba cow"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Hats and Food

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"