Whimsical Philosopher Mugs

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'Do I call for an ambulance or a vet ?'

"I'm sorry, Fluffy. I'm afraid that was number nine."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

"Is really wet, here!"

Max Beerbohm

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

The Nihilist Deli.

The Philosophy of Chickens

'The court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Tucker's insisting that being compelled to see the school nurse smacks of socialized medicine...'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Rene Magritte

Woman Bored at Dinner

"Oh man, it's horrible out there! Never think outside the box, never think outside the box..."

"I've decided to specialize in cats."

"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"I said slime."

Selfie Stick