Whimsical Thinkerer Mugs

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'

The Artist

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"Little help?"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Scuba cow"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Selfie Stick

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Spring Training

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Fishing for Birds

A man rakes a tree

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"