Whimsical Imaginer Gifts

Buried Treasure.

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Little help?"

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Spring Training

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Scuba cow"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Bubble gum leaves

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Fishing for Birds

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"