Whimsical Imagination Gifts

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Genie: 'Service Expired 12-31-1245 A.D.'

Prisoner

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Spring Training

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Selfie Stick

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Yes, one is a dog."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Scuba cow"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

A man rakes a tree

Fishing for Birds

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot