Whimsical Gifts

'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Spring Training

Mantis Love

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"This will be a tricky operation."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Phoenix

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Jack in the Box

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman throwing giant pot.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Domestic Animals.

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Ink Eraser

'He has his father's feet.'

"Now that's art!"

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love