Whimsical Pillows

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Spring Training

Mantis Love

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"This will be a tricky operation."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Phoenix

KAWAII T'AI CHI

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Jack in the Box

Woman throwing giant pot.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Ink Eraser

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Domestic Animals.

"Now that's art!"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Tortilla the Hun.

'He has his father's feet.'